Memon Ka Khoon
Aik Memon Aik Arbi Ko Apna Khoon Deta Hai
Arbi Khush Hokar Memon Ko 1 BMW Car Deta Hai
Phir Arbi Dobara Khoon Mangta Hai Memon Khoon Deta Hai
Aur Arbi Isko Till K Laddoo Deta Hai
Memon Kehta Hai:
Is Bar New BMW Kiun Nahi Di ?
Arbi Kehta Hai: Ab Mere Ander Memon Ka Khoon Dargish Kar Raha Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 688 views
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