Doctor: Aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua thaa kya yaa first time hua hai ?

Patient: Haan doctor sahab, ek baar; last time jab aapne bill diye tha tab hua tha….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 794 views

Run for president

Visiting a genealogist, a man asked how much it would cost to have his family tree traced. “It could cost thousands of dollars,” said the woman. “I see. Well, isn’t there an easier way? A less expensive way?” “Sure,” she replied. “Run for president.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Sardar was writing something very slowly.

A Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: I am writing to my 6 yrs old daughter,
she can not read very fast.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Biwi ke Liye Sala Phir 28 Saal

iwi ke Liye Sala Phir 28 Saal Urdu Funny Jokes Jailar : Phaansi Se Pehley Kis Se Milo Gay? Santa : Bivi Se Jailar : Maa Baap Se Nahi ? Santa : Maa Baap to Paida Hote Hi Mil Jayen Gay Biwi ke Liye Sala Phir 28 Saal Intezar Karna Parega…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bhagwan Ka Signal

Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki
zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.

Next day zuban cut gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka
hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai...
bahut marta hai.

Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko
utha le.

Bahut marte hai.Next day baap ghar aate hain,

Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi
hua ??

Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??
Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi
hain...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me

Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai????

Socho
?
socho
... ...?
nai pata

?

?

Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki

Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)