Oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aaye

1st Pathan: Oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aaye Tu Kya Kiya Jaye ?

2nd Pathan: O Yara Neend Ka Intezar Karnay Se Tu Behtar
Hai Aadmi So Jaye..

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