MuJe ROta HuWa daikH Kr Wo Ye kah kr chala Gya.

ArY PaGaL

ROTy To SuB hi hain kYa HuM SuB k ho Jaen?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 721 views

Agar tum ek jungle

Sir: Agar tum ek jungle main ho, aur vahaan pe ek sher aa jaye to tum kya karoge?

Boy: Main ped par chadhunga...

Sir: Agar wo sher ped par bhi aa jaye to tum kya karoge?

Boy: Main Paani main kud jayunga...

Sir: Agar wo Paani main bhi aa jaaye to tum kya karoge?
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Boy: Kaminey tu Meri side se hai, Ya Sher ke..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Full form of sing

Santa Singh: What is the full form of singh?
Banta Singh: S-santa I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-
hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan Bomb Blast

1 Jaga Bomb Blast K Bad 1 Admi Chila Raha Tha: “O God! Mera Hath Urh Gaya”

Pathan: Hoasla Karo
Mat Roo, Daikho Us Aadmi
Ka Sar Urh Gaya Hai, Wo B To Chup Hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Dedicated to all genius students

…SUCCESS…
1. kabhi top na kro wrna log tm se jalne lge gy
2. Hmsha late class me jao iss trha hr teacher tmhe yad rkhe ga
3.zyda prhny se time zaya hota hy or time zaya krna gunah hy
4.kbi test na do q k beizzati k 2 marks se izzat k 0 marks ache hain
Dedicated to all genius students

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

World’s Best Feeling

World’s Best Feeling..
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It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful Question
Paper In Examinations Hall
And We Smile At Each Other
And Say:” Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar…:-D:-D:-):-/

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)