Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 916 views

“I love you”

Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you” kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai? 2 boy:Mazaar 1Boy:woh kion? 2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Ameer Larkay ny apni grlfrnd sy gift manga,

Ameer Larkay ny apni grlfrnd sy gift manga,
Larki ny apni totti hoi joti ka talwa day diya,
Larka wo talwa lay kr sunar k pas gaya or kaha:'Ye
chandi k box me saja do'Sunar nay 2 din ka time
diya.
2 din baad jab larka leny aya to sunar nay
pocha:'ye kis buzurg ki jouti ka talwa hai?'
Larka:'ye buzurg ka nahi meri girlfriend ki jouti ka
talwa hay'
Sunar:'begairt pehly Q nahi bataya hum sab ghar
walon nay is ko 3,3 dafa dho k piya ha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek mareez kisi chemist key paas doctor ka nuskha laaya

Ek mareez kisi chemist key paas doctor ka nuskha laaya jis per nasha aawar dawa ka naam likha hua tha

Chemist ney ek nazar nuskhey per daali or mareez ko police key hawaley ker diya

Agley din inspector chemist key paas aaya or poocha: Tumhein kaisey pata chala key nuskha jaali hey?

Chemit: Jitni achi handwriting mein nuskha likha hua tha, likhney wlaa kuch bhee ho, doctor nahi ho sakta

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

cousin ki shadi

BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

wife called her husband

Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)