Girlfriend: Kal Mera Birthday Hai
Girlfriend: “Kal Mera Birthday Hai”
Boyfriend: “In Advance, Happy Birthday”
Girlfriend: “Vese Kya Gift Doge?”
Boyfriend: “Kya Chahiye?”
Girlfriend: “Ring”
Boyfriend: “Ring Dunga, Par Please Phone Uthana Matt, Balance Kam Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 702 views
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