Girlfriend to Naman
Girlfriend to Naman: Main tum se tabi shaadi karungi jab tum koi sahsi kaam kar ke dikhaoge.
Funny Naman: Tum se shaadi karne se jyada sahsi kaam aur kya ho sakta hai?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 881 views
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