Sardar: Mere Dada ne 1857
Sardar: Mere Dada ne 1857 ki jung mein 8
dushmano ki taangein kaat di thin..
Dost: Gardanein Q nahi kaatin?
Sardar: Wo koi pehle hi kaat gaya tha..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 779 views
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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I'm not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
... Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pita Ji Ne Apne Bete Ko Gusse Se Dant Te Hue Kaha
Baap: “Nalayak Kabhi Tumne Apni Koi Book Khol Ke Bhi Dekhi Hai?”
Beta: “Haan Papa Roz Kholta Hoon Ek Book”
Baap Hairani Se: “Konsi?”
Beta: “Facebook“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: "what's the further away, America or the Moon?"
Student: "America!"
Teacher: "America? Whatever gave you that idea?"
Student: "Simple, We can always see the moon from the india, but not america!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
PATHAN naqli note lekar shop per surf lene gaya,
SHOP KEEPER:is me quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai
PATHAN: gandi parri hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
ek Girl Fasi LagaRahi Thi
GOLU Ne Window
Se Dekha,
Socho GOLU Kya
Bola Hoga?
Sirf Latkne Se Height Nhi Badhegi Mumy
Ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ho nhi sakta k mujay teri yaad na aye,
bhool k bhi bhulaon wo waqt na aye,
Tum bhulo to tumhen agli sans na aye
Me bhoolun
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Chal koi gal nai Banda bhool bhi jata hai…;
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
RAAZ-Mere Paas 2-2 Mobile He
Camera He Memory Card He
Vodafone Ka Sim He
Tere Pas Kya Hai?
Mai Bola
Mere Mobile Me Balance He
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Nikah K bad.
Admi:Fees?
Molvi:bv ki khubsurti K mutabiq de do!
Admi ne10 rupay de diye
Achanak hawa se Larki ka ghonghat uth gya
Molvi:Baqaya to Le Lo bhai.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Santa:
Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban’na Pasand Karoge?
Saradr:A Cockroach
Why?Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)