A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is
several times more per hour then we get paid for
medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same
model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have
to keep up to date with new models coming every
month."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 877 views

I know how to make people

One day a scientist found out how to create people the way God did, so he called God and said "I know how to create people now, we don't need you anymore." God says, "okay then, show me!" The scientist says,

"First, you grab some dirt. . ." and God reaches down and grabs the scientist and says, "GET YOUR OWN DIRT!!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.

Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are u?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khushkismat Hai Tu Dost

Do Purane Dost Kafi Time Baad Achanak Raste Mein Mile,

Ek Doosre Ka Haal-Chaal Puchne Par Maloom Hua Ki Dono Shaadi Kar Chuke The.

Ek Ne Pucha: “Kaisi Hai Tumahari Biwi?”

Dusre Ne Khush Ho Kar Bataya: “Meri Biwi Ka Kya Kehna Yaar, Wo To Swarg Ki Apsara Hai”
Pehla Udaas Hokar Bola: “Khush Kismat Hai Bhai, Meri To Abhi tak Jinda Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Physics ka bhi baap

Physics ka bhi baap:..Question:- Which liquid turns 2 solid on heating..???...........................Ans:- BESAN KE PAKODE.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dreaming

PUPIL: Teacher, it's the last day of school. This is
the day I've been dreaming about for a long time.
TEACHER: I know You did a lot of that dreaming in
class.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)