Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1226 views
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Wah Wah..
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Exam tha sar par aur bachon ne parna chor diya..
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CID KA ACP tha toilet me..
Aur DAYA ne darwaza tod diya..:p :O :D
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Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
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1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
Sardar Ji in Practical Exam
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Aap ki beti kuch karti hai?
Larki ki amma.
Haan jii
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TeAcheR:-
Ek KahaaNi MoraL Ke SatH SuNa0..?? :0
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StuDeNt:-
MaiNe Use Ph0ne Kiya TaB v0 s0 Rahi Thi...
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Tha..!! ;(
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jAiSi KARNi, WAiSi BHARNi.
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