Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1066 views
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when a single drop comes out,it first mixes with "loreal" eyeliner and "dior" mascara.
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then when it come down to cheek it mixes wit "D&G blusher"..
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and in case it touches the lips,,it gets mixed with "Maybelline" lipstick
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this means that a single drop is worth atleast Rs.1500......)
Don't ever let girl cry......
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Or Tera?
Santa: Santa! Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte Hain.
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Dadi:
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and asked to his wife, “Ye 3 month me hi baccha kaise hua?”
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Sardar : Three months
Wife : Aur meri shaadi ko?
Sardar : 3 months.
Wife : Aur bacha kitne month ke baad?
Sardar : 3 months.
Wife : Total kitne months hue?
Sardar : Oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle!!!!
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Teacher: Why Are You Late?
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Boy: I Saw A Sign On The Way To School.
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Teacher: What Did The Sign Say?
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Boy: School Ahead Slow Down :P
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