Patient: Doctor
Patient: Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? Once a doctor was treating his patient with pneumonia but the patient died of typhus.
Funny Doctor: Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1055 views
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