Shakespeare Said

Shakespeare Said: If There Is A Single Dollar In Your Pocket Then.
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Convert It Into Indian Currency,
And Buy A Pepsi Of Rs.30 Aur 20 Rupaye Ke Samose Bhi Le Lena,
Aur 3 Ki Gold-Flake Aur 2 Ki Tara Gold Pan Masala.
Wah Dada Wah Cha Gaya Sahkespare.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 574 views
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