KANJOOS

ak KANJOOS ak admi ko hotle lay gaya.
to KANJOOS osay bar bar ak ak glass pani ka la kar pelata hai.
ADMI tang ho kar KANJOOS say.
bhai sahab tori se roti lay ao halaq main pani panse gaya hai.

by Umair Rahim (few years ago!) / 882 views
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