ak KANJOOS ak admi ko hotle lay gaya.
to KANJOOS osay bar bar ak ak glass pani ka la kar pelata hai.
ADMI tang ho kar KANJOOS say.
bhai sahab tori se roti lay ao halaq main pani panse gaya hai.

by Umair Rahim (few years ago!) / 1098 views

A Boy and Girl sitting in a cafe

A Boy and Girl sitting in a cafe girl's mother see
her with a boy and calls her...

MOM - kahan par hai?

... GIRL- exam de rahi hu.

MOM- agar is exam ka result ayaa toh jaan se maar dungi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kon saala kehta hai

Judge:u r crossing the limits.
Lawyer:kon saala aisa kehta hai.
Judge:how dare you call me saala?

Lawyer:my lord,i said kon sa law kehta hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Close Your Eyes

Boy : Why
You Did Not
Close Your Eyes
When
I Kisses You ?
.
.
.
Girl : Kaminay .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thein, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse
Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan & airman

1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karne Per Bohat Khush Hua:

Neeche Staff Ne Usey Hatho Hath Dhar Lia Aur

Airman Uski Wardi Utarne Main Help Karne Laga.

Pathan Fakhar Se: Aaj Maine India K 2 Jahaz,

1 Aabdoz ko Mara Hai.

Airman: Lekin Sir G Aapne 1 Ghalti Kardi

Pathan: Wo kia?

Airman: Bus Aap Ghalti Se India Land Kar Gaye Hain.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Hawan Karvana Hai Party Nahi Deni

Bahut Sari Problem Aur Har Kaam Ulta Hone Ki Wajah Se Santa Ek Din Apne Ghar Mein Pandit Ko Bulaya

Pandit Kuch Der Ghar Mein Idhar Udhar Ghuma Aur Fir Santa Ko Hawan Karvane Ke Liye Bola

Pandit: “Apke Hawan Mein Kali Mata Ko Khush Karne Ke Liye 1 Daru Ki Botal, 1 Bakra Aur 5,000 Rupaye Lagenge”

Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Se Bola: “Hramkhor Maine Hawan Karna Hai, Kali Mata Ko Party Nahi Deni“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)