Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana. Kal
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 869 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Aadmi Ne Pappu Se Puchha.
Aadmi: “Beta Tumhari Umar Kya Hai?”
Bachha: “Ji, Ghar Mein 14, School Mein 12, Train Mein 7 Aur Facebook Pe 19 Saal Ka Hoon“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Raat Ek Ghar Mein Chor Ghus Aaya, Khatpat Sun Kar Malik Ki Aankh Khul Gayi.
Malik: “Kaun Hai?”
Chor: “Miyaun”
Malik: “Kaun Hai?”
Chor: “Miyaun”
Malik: “Kaun Hai?”
Chor: “Abe Saale Billii Hai Billi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
AEk Aadmi rozy nhi rkhta tha. Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho me wada krta hoon roz tumhari aek Dua qubool hogi.
Us ne roza rkha. Sara din barri mushkil se guzara.
Sham ko roza khol k peer k paas chla gya.
Peer ne kaha maango kya mangte ho?
Wo bola peer sahb subha EID karwa dou.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man came home from work one day and his wife asked him to fix the toilet. The man says "who do i look like the plumber?" and never fixed it....
The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the garbage disposal. The man says "who do i look like a blad specialist?" and never fixed it....
The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the refrigerator. The man says "who do i look like the maytag repair man?" and never fixed it....
the man comes home the next day and his wife told him she hired someone to fix the fridge, someone to fix the garbage disposal, and someone to fix the toilet.
The man asks his wife "how much did it cost?" His wife says "i had to either bake them a cake or have sex with them." The man asks his wife "what kinda cake did you bake them?" the wife says "who do i look like Betty Crocker?"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)