Raat ke 3 baje

Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?

Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 573 views
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can you answer this

Why we don’t study whole year, and study at the last momet of EXAM time?
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Sahil ki khamoshiyon mein to koi bhi kashtiyan chala leta hai..
Par Tufan mein kashtiyan chalane ka maza hi kuch aur hai…[email protected]

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Pappu Ka Dimag
Shaitani Kamo Mein Jyada Aur Padayi Ke Alava Har
Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Mein Chalta Hai.
Ese Hi Teacher Ne Uss Se Ek Study Se Related
Sawal Kiya, Ab Aap Khud Dekh Lijiye Ki Pappu Ka
Dimag Kaisa Hai Study Mein.
Teacher: “Taj Mahal Kisne Banaya Thha?”
Papp: “Ji Majduro Ne”
Teacher: “Oh.. Mera Matlab Hai Banvaya Kisne
Thha?”
Pappu: “Ji Thekedar Ne“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha:

1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha:

Khan sahab ap q udas hai?

Pathan: aj hum ko

N.W.F.P ka Mutlab pata chal gaya

Admi: wo kiya??

Udas Pathan

“NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Apni Naraz GF ko manane k bad

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Jaan,kaho to Tumhare liye chand tare tod lau

Ladki halki c Muskurai OR boli
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Judge: tumhara juram

Judge: tumhara juram sabit hota ha tumheb kal phansi pe latkaya jaega

Pathan: wo sub to theak ha per utara kab jaega

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
i proud my man

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by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
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3 Bachay Aapas mein Batein Kar Rahe Thay:

Pehla Bacha: Main Bhooray Rang ki Car Longa Q K Mere Abbu k Baal Bhooray hain.


Dosra Bacha: To Mai kaali Car longa Q K Mere Abbu k Baal Kaale hain.


Teesra Bacha: Main To Baghair Chhat(Roof) ki Car lon ga
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Die hard fan

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The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of
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The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girl PATHAN se

Girl PATHAN se
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