Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fiza Aa Gayi
Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle.....
.... bakri kha gayi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 926 views
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