Sonu 2 meter lambi pipe se hukka
sonu 2 meter lambi pipe se hukka pi raha tha,
monu itne lambe pipe se kyu pi raha hai
sonu yaar dr saab ne tambaku se dur rahne ko kaha hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 934 views
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