Santa sends friend request to Girl on Facebook

Santa sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :-
Girl : Kaunn ho tum ?
Santa : Hasrat tumhari
Girl :- Chahate kya ho ?
Santa : Mohhabat tumhari
Girl:- Pachtao gaye tum
Santa : Kismat hamari
Girl : Married hoon main

Santa: To Status single Kuyn rakha hai Manhoos Maari :@

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 611 views
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