Pakeezgi ki intah
Pathan dokandar se:safeguard sabun hai
Dukandar :han hai
Pathan :us k sath hath do k aik puri naswar dena
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 924 views
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Pathan:
Doctor Sahb
Pore Jism Main Kahin B
Ungli Lagaon To Boht Dard
Hota Hai
Doctor Sugested Full
Body Xray
Wen He Checked Xray
Found
Fracture In Finger
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.
Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"
Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."
B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"
Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Din Pappu Ki Biwi Apne Mayke Gayi Hoti Hai,
Toh Pappu Sochta Hai Kyun Na Aaj Ka Din Enjoy Kiya Jaye,
Pappu Apne Ghar Per Apni Girlfriend Ko Bulata Hai Aur Naukar Ko Kehta Hai,
Pappu: “Aaj Teri Chuti Yeh Le 100/- Rupaye, Lekin Apni Malkin Ko Mat Batana”
Naukar: “Malik 100/- Toh Bahut Kam Hai, Malkin Issi Kaam Ke 500/- Deti Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
“I MISS YOU”
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soch soch ker pathan ne reply kia,
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” I MR YOU “
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare dus saal kaise beete?
Pati: Ek second ki tarah.
Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?
Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.
Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena toh
Pati: Abhi deta hu ek second mein
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar: Tumhe Rajput Kyo Kehte Hai?
Rajput:
Hum Apni Baat Pe Jaan De Dete Hai Tumhe Sardar Kyo Kehte Hai?
Sardar:Hum Bina Baat Ke Jaan Dete
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds.
"Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?"
"No," replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Africa kai aik jungle mai aik bohot hi ala nasal ka hiran (deer) ghayab hogaya, Government nai dusray countries ki police ko bulwaya investigation kai liya.
FBI: 4 months ki mahnat kai baad bhi FBI ko kuch na mila aur woh baghair hiran (deer) kai wapis agai.
Indian Police: 5 months ki pahnai ka baad bhi kuch hasil na kar pai aur khali haat hi agai.
Pakistani Police: 20 minute ki mahnai kai baad hi wapis agai aur sath mai aik hati (elephant) lai kar agai aur elephant kah raha tha kai “ Han Han mai hi hiran hon Han Han mai hi hiran hon”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar Was Driving A Jeep In Jungle
Tourist:
If Lion Comes Very Close To Us
Then How Can We Escape?
Sardar Jee :
Give Right Indicator And Turn Left
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 sardar toilet me baitha tha
samne likha tha pani ka ziyada istamal karen.
Sardar baithe baithe 3 lote pee gia.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)