A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.

She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"

The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 817 views

Girl to teacher: Sir

Girl to teacher: Sir, class de sare munde meinu bhua bhua kehnde ne.

Teacher: Kon kon ehnu bhua kehnda hai, hath kada karu.

Sante to bina sab ne hath kada kar lita.

Teacher: Sante, tu ehnu bhua nahi kehda?

Santa: Sir, mein te ehna sab da FUFFARH han.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Class ko der kyu pahunche?

Principal: class ko der kyu pahunche?
Student: sir, gaadi puncture ho gaya tha
Principal: to tumhe bus mein aana tha
Student: socha tha sir, lekin aapki beti sunti hi nahi ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

English party joke

In a party a hand some boy asked a girl:are you going to dance?
She felt so happy and said:yes
boy:thats good,so i have your chair

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

SANTA in court

SANTA in court(sad): Bachpan
me agar maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj yeh din na dekhna
padta.:(:'(

JUDGE: Kya kehti thi maa?:/
SANTA: Judge sahab aap bhi
kya baat kar rahe hoo
Jab baat hi nahi suni to kaise bataau ki kya kehti
thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Amma kya Tum Ne Hum ko Paida

Pathan;
Amma kya Tum Ne Hum ko Paida Hone Se Pehle Dekha Tha?
Amma: Nahi To

Pathan:
To Phir Paida Hone k Baad Hum ko Pehchana kaise k Me Gul Khan hun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)