Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 539 views

tum chat par

Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Dil to bohat karta hai

Chotoo, Motoo se: teri dukan pe mitthai rkhi hai tera dil isko khane ko nhi krta.

Motoo: Yar krta to bohat hai par papa marenge isliye chaat kar rakh deta hu:-p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baba Saixdas Ne Ek Aisa Tarika

Baba Saixdas Ne Ek Aisa Tarika Dhunda Hai Jis Se Aap Aram Se Lambi Umar Tak Jee Sakte Ho.

Ek Juth Aapki Zindagi Ke 5 Minute Kam Kar Deta Hai,

Aur 1 Muskurahat Aapki Zindagi Ke 10 Minute Badha Deti Hai,

Moral: “Haste-Haste Juth Bolo To Bhi 5 Minute Ka Faayda Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar Mein Jhoot Bolon

Film Actress Meera Yesterday screamed in an interview:

"Agar Mein Jhoot Bolon to Mera Baap Marr Jaaye".

The City District Government of Lahore has reported that 26 Men from
various parts of Lahore simultaneously suffered a Heart Attack last night.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Fruit Ka Thaila Lagana Shuroo Kar Do

Agar Tum Chaho K Tumhary Paas Hamaisha Lougon Ka Hajoom Rahay.
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Tou Fruit Ka Thaila Lagana Shuroo Kar Do.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)