Boy Friend On Phone

Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!

GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 605 views
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