Tere Papa Tailor Hai
Aaju-Tere Papa Tailor Hai Or
Teri Shirt Fati Hai,
Muju-Sharm Ki Baat To Ye He Ki
Tere Papa Dentist He Or Tera Bhai Bina DANT Ke Paida Hua
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