Biwi (shohar se)
Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.
Husband (ghusse se): Jaan choro.
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 573 views
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