Biwi (shohar se)
Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.
Husband (ghusse se): Jaan choro.
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1048 views
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Santa kafi der sochne ke baad bola
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"Kya Bolti Tu!":-:-)
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Beta?
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No idea!
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea!
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and is on fire?
Still no flaming idea!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Phool wala: Sahab yeh phool (flower) apni gf ke liye le jaen
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Admi: Meri koi mangater nhi
Phool wala: Phir apni bv kai liya
Admi: Mearafri koi bv bhi nhi hai
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Son: Mom! Papa
Bohot shareef hain...
Mom: Wo kesay?
Son: Jab bhi kisi Larki ko dekhtay hain to...
Foran 1 Aänkh bandh kär letay häin.
;-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)