Biwi (shohar se)

Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.

Husband (ghusse se): Jaan choro.

Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 816 views
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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PATHAN: Aj meri Juma ki NAMAZ nikl gai

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