One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to
his college.

U knw Why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is
leaking...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 810 views

Shadi karon ga Nokri Dhondon ga

Ek Pagal Har Wqt Kehta ta
Ghulail Bnaon Ga Chiriya Maro Ga….
Ghulail Bnaon Ga Chiriya Maro Ga…..
1 Din usko Paglon K Dr. K Pas Le Gy Uska Elaj Kia
Dr: Ab Kya karo Gy….?
Pagal: Shadi karon ga Nokri Dhondon ga.
Ghar Basaon ga.
Doctor: Very nyc Phir kya karo Gy…?
Pagal: Bachon ko achy School Bhejon ga.
Unki Brthday karon ga Nekar or shirt gift ayen gi
DR: Good Good Phir….?
Pagal: Un ki nekar se lactic Nikalon ga..
.

Phir

.
Ghulail Bnaon ga or chiriya Maron Ga.
Dr: Lakh Di Lanat Hy Tery Te.. :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Height of Shame

Naughty : Height of Shame. At bus stop a girl was
standing with her face covered. A man on bike stops
and says “Chalna hai kya?”
Girl replies : Papa mein hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy: Me tmhara mobile dkh skta ho?

Boy: Me tmhara mobile dkh skta ho?
Girl: Han Q nai, Jst a min
Inbox dlete,
Sent item dlete,
Call hstry dlete
Ye lo dekhlo Tmhe tu mujh pr trust hi nai hy.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

3 dokha dar cheezen

3 cheezein insan ko dekhte dekhte dhooka de jati hain


1.hansti hui larki


2.khamoshi se baitha howa kutta

3.pakistan cricket team

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

train names

Ager trains k naam Pakistani Actresses k naam pe hotey tou khabrain aisi hotin: Aaj Reema overload ho kr gai!! Saima k neechay aa k aik banda halaak!! Accident main Shahida Minni ki pichli bogi tabbah!! Tez raftaari ki wja se LAILA patri se uter gai!! Meera pe charhne waalon ki tadaad main izafa!! Nirma chalte chalte band ho gai!! Khushbu ki body change karne ka faisla!! Nargis per ghair qanooni tor per charhey huay 7 afraad ko saza!! 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)