Patni ne kaha

Patni ne kaha- Tum mujhe pehle jaisa pyar nahi karte, shadi se pahle to pados ki chhat se kudkar mujhse milne aate the, Pati bola- ab sochata hu ki usi chhat se kud jau.

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