Andaza Laga Lo

Ek Baar Santa Apni Patni Ke Liye Chappal Lene Market Gaye. Dukandaar Ne Pucha,

Dukandaar: “Aapko Kis Size Ki Chappal Chahiye, Bina Size Ke Mein Chappal Kese Dikhau?”

Santa: “Yaar Wo To Main Bhool Gaya Hoon, Aisa Karo Meri Kamar Pe Nishan Dekh Ke Andaza Laga Lo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 832 views
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