Operation Fail
Nurse:Udhaas kyu baite ho sir?
Doctor:Dopahar jiska operation kiya tha, woh mar gaya.
Nurse: Arey woh to post mortem tha.
Doctor:Tho main subah kiska post mortem kiyaa tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 613 views
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Bap-Aj tak tumne aisa koi kam nahi kia jisse mera sir uncha ho gaya ho
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Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
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1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
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Sardar Ji in Practical Exam
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Sardar: I don't know.
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by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan bhari Bus mai ek Larki se Touch ho raha
tha
Larki: Excuse me Aap Acha nahi kar rahy..
Pathan: Itny Rush me is se acha nahi ho sakta……
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bodygaurd dekhne se hume kya sikh milti hai.?
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apke frnd kitne b close kyo naa ho,
use apne girlfriend/ boyfriend se nahi milwana
chahiye!
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Pappu-Papa Mujhe Baja Dila Do
RAAZ-Nahi tum Sab Ko Tang Karoge
PAPPU-Nahi Papa Kasam Se Jub So Jayenge Tab mai Bajaunga
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If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Huma,
5 to Sobia and 3 to Maliha
What wil U have?
He replied: 3 new girlfriends.
by nadeem (few years ago!)
Research ke mutabiq larkian larkon se zyada mehnati hoti hai
Aapko pata hai kaise..
Nahi pata Main bata deta hoon aapko Kyun ki 100 mein se 10
Larkian naturally
khoobsurat hoti hai
Aur baki
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Apni Mehnat se
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Bhari Bus Mai Ek
Lrki Se Touch Ho Raha Tha….
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Aap Acha Nahi Kr Rahy…
Pathan: Itne Rush Mai Is
Se Acha Nahi Ho Skta.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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"aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me mama banunga ya mami"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)