ankhian band ker ke
SONU;
Tum"Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_?
MONU;
Mai Ye"Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki
> Mai
Sote Hue"KaiSa Lagata_Hu_?"
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