Headlights Not Working
Police Man: Stop, Stop, Tumhari Headlights kaam Nahi kar rahi,
Woh bandh hai.
Santa: Jaldi Se Hat Jao! Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar Rahe Hain. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 893 views
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