Doctor Se Shaadi
Husband Before Operation: Suno agar operation mein mujhe kuch hua to tum us doctor se hi shaadi kar lena.
Wife: Aap aise kyu bol rahe ho ?
Husband: Kyunki is doctor se badla lene ka doosra tareeka nahi hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1022 views
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