Wife : Honey

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...??

Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 957 views
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USKA ZIMMEDAAR KAUN.

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KG girl & boy..
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Boy:"Can i kiss ur hand...
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Girl:"why ?? Are my lips poisonous.. ??
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Boy:"ale mai to pogo dekhta hu,
ye to HBO dekh ke aai hai..:p :O :D

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Agar aadhi raat ko Husband ka
dil kare or Wife ka mood na ho
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Husband ko chahiye ki wo Wife
ko tang na kare
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Balki khud uth ke pani pee le..:p
,
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Or
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Haji Azam.

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