Wife : Honey
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 687 views
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