Sardar : Aba G !!

Mein Apni BV Nu Sms Kita K Raati Awaaga……

Men Kaaar Gayaaa Te O Kisy Hor Naal Suti Di C ….

Hun Men Onu Talaq Deni We….

Aba G : Chal Chadd Puttar , Kee Pata Onu SMS Naaaa Milyaa Howe

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 989 views

Munne ko samjho

husband: are munne ko samjhao ,zid kr raha hai ki
gadhe per bethunga...
wife: to kya hua bcha hi to hai,
zara si der ke liye bhitha kun nahi lete..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Choron ko president

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya
Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte
hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal
rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum
se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Doctor: Ab To aap Khatre Se Bahar Ho,

Doctor: Ab To aap Khatre Se Bahar Ho,
Phir bhi aap itne dar Kyo Rahe Ho?

Mariz: Jis Truck Se Mera Accident Hua Tha,
Us Par Likha Tha ..
"zindagi rhy to Phir Milenge"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

You have been sentenced to death

Judge: You have been sentenced to death, however you can choose the way you want to die.

Accused: I want to die of old age, your honor

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cheeni Aur Ataa

1 American, 1 Chinese aur
1 Pakistani Chaand Per Gaye.
Teeno Ne Neechay Dekha To Zameen Per 1 Lambi Line Nazar ayi.
American:
Ye NASA Ki Building hai
Chinese:
Nhi Ye Deewar-E-Cheen He
Pakistani:
Oye Paglo Na Ye Building He Or Na Deewar
Ye To Utility Store K Bahir cheeni & Aata lenay Walon Ki Line He.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)