Sardar and his father
Sardar : Aba G !!
Mein Apni BV Nu Sms Kita K Raati Awaaga……
Men Kaaar Gayaaa Te O Kisy Hor Naal Suti Di C ….
Hun Men Onu Talaq Deni We….
Aba G : Chal Chadd Puttar , Kee Pata Onu SMS Naaaa Milyaa Howe
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