Benefits Of Having Alzheimer's Disease

5. You never have to watch reruns on television.

4. You are always meeting new people.

3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.

2. You can hide your own Easter eggs.

1. Mysteries are always interesting.

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Sardar on Train Tack

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

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Rat k 3 bje santa

Rat k 3 bje santa k phn per phn aaya=HELLO yahan FATIMA MAHFOOS rahti hai kya?
Santa-kutte itni rat ko ager fatima mere pas hoti to kya mahfoos rahti..

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Interviewer Let Me Check Your English

Interviewer Let Me Check Your English

Interviewer: Let Me Check Your English,

Tell Me The Opposite Of Good ?

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come ?

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly ?

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok Now Stop It

Sardar: Ok Now Carry On

Interviewer: Abay Chup Ho Ja….Chup ho ja….Chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe Bolta Reh….Bolta Rah….Bolta Reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are Dushman

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Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m Selected…Bale Bale…

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Apne Option Hi Nahi Dia

Apne Option Hi Nahi Dia!
KBC me Amitabh to Santa - Wat's ur father's name?

Santa khamosh baitha raha
Amitabh- Jawaab dijiye!
Santa- Sir, apne option hi nahi dia!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maine apni biwi ko 12th

SANTA- maine apni biwi ko 12th karwayi
Fir B.Sc,Fir M.Sc,Fir usko job b lagwa di.Ab OR kya karWAU?BANTA- acha sa ladka dekh k shadi b karde

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mein dair se aonga.

Husband biwi se Phone par:

“Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?”

Biwi (ghussay se):
“Zeher”

Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
CHAND aik din pehle nazar aajata hai

Science ki Jadeed Tehqeeq k mutabiq,
NASWAAR se eye sight taiz hoti hai,
Saboot?
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PESHAWAR main CHAND aik din pehle nazar aajata hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Agar Coconut tree par char ka

Sardar: Agar Coconut tree par char kar deewar ke us paar dekho to Engineering College ki larkiyan dikh jayen gi?
Pathan: Haan yaara! Aur agar tu haath chor de to Medical College ki larkiyan bhi dikh jayen gi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Purchasing Power Of Burgers

Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Big Mac" hamburger sandwiches the two currencies can purchase, said one of Germany's leading institutes.

The Institute of the German Economy (IW) in Cologne noted that the popular sandwich by the McDonald's restaurant chain is increasingly being used by economists around the world as a measure of currencies' relative purchasing power.

The institute said that currency exchange rates are often unreliable as an instrument to measure purchasing power. At the same time, "baskets" of products used to arrive at comparative purchasing power are complicated to compile.

A simple alternative, now that McDonald's has spread to virtually every country on earth, has become to look at what a Big Mac costs, the IW said.

"A particularly hungry American can buy five Big Macs for 11 dollars. If he exchanged the money into Deutsch-marks, his 18 marks in Germany can just barely obtain four Big Macs," the IW said.

Conclusion: based on the Big Mac index, the dollar is undervalued, the institute said.

Americans can get their best Big Mac buy these days in Moscow, where one sandwich costs only about 59 cents.

But Russians must "work nearly two days in order to afford this meaty capitalist achievement - longer than people in any other country", the IW said.

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Blue dant

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Santa: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai.

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