5. You never have to watch reruns on television.

4. You are always meeting new people.

3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.

2. You can hide your own Easter eggs.

1. Mysteries are always interesting.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 997 views

pathan and girl friend

Pathan Puts His Hand on his Girlfriend's hand.
While Driving from Islamabad to Lahore.


She smiles and said: You can go Further.

And



Pathan Drives to Multan

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Principal: class ko der kyu pahunche

Principal: class ko der kyu pahunche?

Student: sir, gaadi puncture ho gaya tha

Principal: to tumhe bus mein aana tha

Student: socha tha sir, lekin aapki beti sunti hi nahi ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Techar-Kisi Teen Indian Khano Ke Naam Batao

Techar-Kisi Teen Indian Khano Ke Naam Batao
GOLU-Ji,Mai Batau
Techar-Ha,batao
GOLU-SAHRUKH KHAN,SALMAN KHAN,AAMIR KHAN

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan

A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan
"tuunnn.."

HUSBND:What was that for? WIFE:I found a paper
in ur pocket with the name JENNY on it.

HUSBAND: I took part in a RACE last week & JENNY
... was the name of my HORSE.
WIFE: Sorry!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan AGAIN!
"tuunnn.."

HUSBND: y did u do that for?
WIFE: Ur Horse is on the phone. :D :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar Shahjahan Hum Jaisa Hota

Agar Shahjahan Hum Jaisa Hota,
Agar Shahjahan Hum Jaisa Hota,
Kis Kis Ke Liye Banata Taj
Hamein To Nazar Aati Hai Har Larki Mumtaz

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)