The best shair written on A rickshaw!

Ferrari ka Baap, Nissan ka Nana…

Yeh rickshaw chala raha hai pathan deewana

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 837 views

Funny

Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna
Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Boyfriend-when i kiss you

Boyfriend-when i kiss you and run away then what would you think?
girlfriend-then i think,"sala pura paper likhne ko dia to only objective chudake bhag gaya"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police high alert k time

Police high alert k time Santa ke ghar talasi lene gai.
Police-Khabar h k apke ghar me Vishfotak samgri h.
Santa-"Sir" vo maike gai hui h.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

urdu english

Raat k 3 bjy Meera apne boyfriend se,
“Flying my sleeping, u r yourself sleeping?”
Boyfriend: Matlab?
Meera: Meri neendien ura k tm khud so rhe ho?

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)

Retired Couple

A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are discussing all aspects of their future.

"What will you do if I die before you do?" husband asked wife.

After some thought, she said, "I'd probably look for a house sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age."

Then wife asked husband, "What will you do if I die first?"

He replied, "Probably the same thing."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)