Baap: mujhe apni report card dikhao

Baap: mujhe apni report card dikhao

Beta: Mere dost ne mujhse udhar li hui hai

Baap: Wo kyun?

Beta: Kyunki wo apne parents ko darana chahta hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 778 views
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