Meri Pyari Madam

Madam Ne Ek Baar Class Ke Bachho Ko My Teacher Par 10 Line Likhne Ko Kaha

Thodi Der Baad Santa Ne Uth Kar Poocha

Santa: “Madam, Mast Item Ko English Mein Kya Kahate Hai?‘

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 833 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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