A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are you doing?!!” The blind man replies, “Just looking around.”‘

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 567 views

Rich

Boy : hii
Girl : what
Boy : how are u?
Girl : do I know u?
Boy : I\’m Rich…
……Girl : Oh!!, I\’m layla 18 years old ! do u wanna go out ???
and btw I like ur hair =)
Boy : my name is Rich , and yours ??
Girl : sorry I don\’t talk 2 boys … =P ;->

by nadeem (few years ago!)

3 idiots film se ap ko kya lesson mila?

Teacher: 3 idiots film se ap ko kya lesson mila?

Pappu: miss yehi k Enginering parh kr b medical ki bachi phasai ja skti hai.

Miss:shut up & get out.

Bubblo: Miss men btaon?

Miss: Very good. Batao!

Bubblo: Miss Kiss krty huay Naak Beech mn nhi ati.

Miss: U also get out.

Pinki: Miss men btaon?

Miss:i think u r brilliant studnt.. Tm sahi btao gi..

Pinki: Miss doctor k elawa engineer b delivery kr skta hai :)

Miss: Lakh lanat :

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

I am finished with my girlfriend

Pappu: I am finished with my girlfriend.
Bunty: But why?
Pappu: She's cross-eyed and she was seeing someone else

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teacher- jis aadmi ke dono hath

Teacher- jis aadmi ke dono hath nahi hote
use hindi aur english mey kya
khte hey?

student-hindi mey "thakur"
english mey "handsfree"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Phatan or sumandar

PHATAN GHALTI SY SAMANDER ME GIR GIA .
DHOBTE DHOBTE US K HATH ME MACHLI AA GAI.
USAY PAKER KER BAHIR PHENKA OR KAHA
JAO TUM TU APNA JAAN BACHAO …
HAMARA ALLAH MALIK HAI.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)