1 sardar apne bhai ko mar raha tha.

1 admi ne poch tum esy q mar rahe ho.?

Sardar:
doctor ne kya c
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enu goli kut k deni aa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 822 views

a child said 2 pregnent lady.

a child said 2 pregnent lady..
Ye pait me kya hai ???
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Lady:" Isme mera pyara sa cute sa
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Child:" Itna pyara tha to usko kha kyu liya??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A man in a hurry taking

A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.
"It's okay, Dad," the boy said, "The police car right behind us did the same thing."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

mun mai pani aana

Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
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Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Constantly complaining about the temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn`t throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don`t care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don`t even have an air conditioner."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye,

Sardar 2 Sardarni:
Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye, Main Uthey Jaana Aye.
Sardarni: Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gye

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)