semester system
A Sardar was celebrating the birthday of his son after 6 months
People asked: Sardar Ji log tu 1 saal baad birthday manaty hain, owr ap 6 maheny baad..?
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Sardar: O jee, hamary han semester system hai
by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 757 views
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