What about your result?
Father: What about your result?
Son: Dad, Principal's son failed..
Father: What about yo?
Son: Dad, doctor's daughter also failed..
Father: Well what about you?
Son: I am not Zardari's son, I am also failed..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 912 views
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