Santa kaafi time baad pind geya, Pind di Jameen to Mitti fad k te sung k bolea: Pind di Mitti di khushbu hi vakhri hundi aa.

Banta: Kanjra dhyan nal vekh Eh suki hui Shit aa…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 951 views

Kamwali: Malkin

Kamwali: Malkin, apki purani sareeya mujhe nhi chahiye..

Malkin: Kyu?

Kamwali: Apki saree pahen-ne k baad saheb "ap" samajh kr mere paas bhi nhi ate!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha skte ho,

Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha skte ho,

PHLWAN-kamse kam 10

Santa-bas,Tumse acha to mera murga hai jo subah pure mohlle ko utha deta h.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A teacher had a 5 year old come up to

A teacher had a 5-year-old come up to her and say that he had found a frog.

The teacher asked, "Is the frog alive or dead?" The student replied, "It's dead."

The teacher asked, "How do you know for sure?"

The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."
Aghast, the teacher said, "You did what?"

He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, Psst and it didn't move. So, it must be dead."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher ne SHARAB ka

Teacher ne SHARAB ka nuqsan batany k liye
1 KEERA SHARAB me dala to wo mar gia
Teachr:Ap Ne Kia Seeka?
studnts: SHRAB penay se Pait k keeray marte hain

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Kamra nai lift hai

Santa:o bhai sahab mujhe yahan nai rehna mujhe apne paise wapas karo ,itna chota kamra tm mujhe janwar samjhe ho.

Waiter:sir ye apka room nai lift hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)