Duniya Ka Pahla Mobile Jab Bana
Jab Duniya Ka First Phone Bana,
Aur Phone Ko Start Kiya Gaya To
Scientist Ke To Hosh Ud Gaye.
Phone Screen Pe Likha Tha: “2 Missed Calls From Rajnikant“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 630 views
Similar Jokes
Jo insan itne garmi main
bhi tameez se baat karay
wo waqai tameezdaar hai :P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.”
.
Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?”
.
Santa: “Ghanta, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.
Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.
Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.
.
.
.
Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Friend: Sardar Ji Tum ne apni Bewi ko talaq kion de di?
.
Sardar: Yar asal mai uska character boht kharab tha.
Shadi mujh se ki thi owr bachay Bagwaan se mang rahi thi
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
SANTA: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.
Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?
PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...:-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
pathan cycle par jaa rha tha key galti se qabristan me ghuss gya aur jub bahir nikla toh bola
uffff.... khudaya ye konsa road tha jiss mein itna jump tha
by amir kamal (few years ago!)
American boy: Dogs can find Bombs in my country,
America.
Japanese boy: Fish can play Ball in my country,
Japan.
Pakistani: That is not a big matter, Monkey can
read SMS in my country, Pakistan.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan Namaz Parhnay Gaya 0r do Baar Wazoo Kya:
Kisi ne Pucha: Khan Sahab Aapne do Baar Wozoo Kyo kia?
Pathan: Agar ek Toot Gaya to Dosra Kaam Aayega-
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)