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JATT: Tumhe rajput kyon kehte hain?
RAJPUT: Hum apni baat pe jaan de dete hain,
aur tumhe JATT q kehte hain ?
JATT : QK hum bat bat pe jan le lete hain ;-)

by nadeem (few years ago!) / 983 views
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya
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