JATT: Tumhe rajput kyon kehte hain?
RAJPUT: Hum apni baat pe jaan de dete hain,
aur tumhe JATT q kehte hain ?
JATT : QK hum bat bat pe jan le lete hain ;-)

by nadeem (few years ago!) / 1181 views

Teacher Because of

Teacher :Because of
Gandhiji’s hard work what
do we get on 15th August.

Student:A holiday

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hotle manager

molazim hotel manager se: “upar ka mosafir shakayat kar raha tha ke raat barish main chat se is kadar pani tapka ke who sir se paoun tak nahaya gya.” Manager “theek hay ,is ke bill main nahane ke paise bi shamil kar lo.”

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Sharabi DAARU se tang aa gaya

Sharabi DAARU se tang aa gaya

Aur botlain tornay laga
1st tori or bola:

Teri waja se meri nokri chali gai
2nd tori or bola:

teri waja se mera ghar tabah hua 3rd tori

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Ko Ek Bar

Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”

Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.

Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

exames

Father to Son: Sath walon ki larki ko dekh lo,
wo exam mai "First" ayi hai, owr tum..
.
Son: Usi ko tu dekhta tha,
tabhi tu "Supply" ayi hai

by inayat khan (few years ago!)