Husband: Tumse shaadi karke

Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!

Wife: Woh kya?

Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 602 views
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