Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 1044 views

Lagta Hae Kae Pounch Gai Hai.

One man was coming after the burial of Wife.
Achanak Bijli Chamki, Badaal Garjae, Zoor Sae Barish Start Hu Gai.

Dukhi Admi Boola, Lagta Hae Kae Pounch Gai...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Main maayke ja rahi hu

Wife- Main maayke ja rahi hu, tumhe talaak ka notice bhej dungi. Husband- Ja ja mithi-mithi bate karke mujhe khush karne ki koshish mat kar."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna, Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji, Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha

Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

My Mobile No Has Changed

Santa Bought A New Mobile
He Send Msg To Every 1 From His Cell:
My Mobile No Has Changed
Earlier It Was Nokia 1110
Now It Is Nokia 6600

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Oye, maar gayay yaar.

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)