Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 1209 views

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Yar Kehtay Hain Iss Bar
Jung Computer Say Lari Jai Gi?

2nd: Haan Misile Computer Say Control Hotay Hain Na ?

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Phir To Hum Jung Haar Jain Gay

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Koi Kala Ilm Seekha Kiya

1 Bacha Apni Maa Se Pitney k Baad

Papa Aap Ne Koi KaLa ilm Seekha hai Kya?

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Girl to Shopkeeper:

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Girl:
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Math Teacher to Boy-

Math Teacher to Boy-
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Warna 2 Bar Diffrentiate krke 1 bar Integrate kr dunga

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