Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 1056 views

pathan to dukandar

pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb

dukandar:what is black bulb

pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

police wala apne bache se

Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna tv dekhna

band

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Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do":-

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Funny Software Engineer Joke

A begger meets another begger. A software
engineer meets another software engineer.Both of
them ask the same question to each other.What is
the question ? On Which Platform are you
Working ?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon

Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?

Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Taxi driver to sardar

Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)