Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 1511 views

Aaj school se itni jaldi aagaye?

Maa: Aaj school se itni jaldi aagaye?
Son: Machar maara to teacher ne chutti de di.

Maa: Aisa kyon?

Son: Machar teacher k gaal per betha tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ki Wife and Mother

Sardar ki Bewi: Raat kafi hogayi par Sardar Jee nahi aye, zaroor kesi larki ka chakar hai
.
Sardar ki Maa: Hamesha bura hi sochna, kai pata kesi truck ke neche agia ho

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

he ha ha

Rahul Gandhi :
Mom hum is desh ko
kab tak lootenge??
.
.
Sonia :
‘JAB TAK HAI JAAN’
.
.
Rahul Gandhi :
Hamari help kaun
karega??
.
.
.
Sonia
‘SON OF SARDAR’

by pinkey (few years ago!)

Pathan Interview Dene Gaya

Pathan Interview Dene Gaya Office k gate per ja k bola:
May I come In Sir ?
OFICER: Wait Plz

Pathan: 80 KG

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

After robbing d Bank

After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.

Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)