Wife: If I die what will u do
Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 830 views
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Shut up,
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Aur aalu ka dil tod diya…
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