Why did the Grammer teacher slap
Why did the Grammer teacher slap Santa’s Son?
B’coz he asked: Why is BRA Singular, when it covers 2 items n PANTIES Plural when it Covers one item?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 860 views
Similar Jokes
Ek Bar Ek Chinki Ke Ek Dost Ne Us Se Puchha
Boy: “Yaar Chinki Ek Baat To Bata, Ye Pyar Ho Jata Hai, Ya Karna Parta Hai?”
Chinki Huste Hue: “Ladka Handsome Ho To Ho Jata Hai, Aur Agar Ameer Ho To Karna Parta Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai,
Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar nikla to dekha k kuch Pathan khushi se Bhangra daal rahay hain.
Ali: Khan g kia hua.Pathan: Hamara bhai mar gia hy
Ali:To is me khushi ki kia baat hy
Pathan: Log kehtay hain k Pathano ka Dimagh nahi hota jab k hamara Bhai Dimagh k Cancer se mara hy!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Larka Pee K Aaya
Dad Se Bachne K Liye
Eik Bari Se Book Laay Kaar Parhnayy Lagaa
Dad: Pee K Aya Hai
Son: Nae Toh
Dad: Kaminay Phir Suitcaxe Khoo
Kay Kiya Baak Bak Bak Kar Raha Haa.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar G: Yar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, wese hoya ki c?
Freind: Goli lagi c mathey vich..
sardar G: fir v wah guru da shukar kr k ankh bach gai..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Sardar Sheeshay K Saamne Beth Kr Study Krta
Tha
Why? Coz Of 3 Reasons:
Dobara Revision Na Krni Pare
Apne Uper Nazar Rahe
& He Likes Combine Study!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 sardar had a hole in his umbrella.
someone asked why there is hole in your umbrella.
Sardar replied, How will i get to know that rain is stopped.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. "This picture looks like someone I know" she says. The other one has a look and says, "Of course dummy, it's ME...."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Do bachche aapas main baat kar rahe the.
Pahle bachcha:-pata hai,mere papa kal nai mummy laye hain ,wo bahot achchi hai.
Doosra bachcha:- pata hai pata hai, pichle saal who meri mummy reh chuki hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Stand up. Tell Me Two
Pronouns…?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Student: Who..?? Me..??
Teacher: Very Good . Sit Down
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)