Pani ko bewkuf kaise banaoge?
Socho
Socho
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Socho
Garam karo or roz ki tarah aaj bhi mat nahao.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 969 views

teri meri

Teri meri
Meri teri
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Light aani hai mushkil…
2 ghantoun main b yea na aa
pay…
Sara din beet jae Sari rat jagae
or light ka khiyal lamha lamha
Tarpae ye terap keh rhi hy.
Mar je zardari tery mery damiyan
jo hy doshman
Mombati jala kr geo

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Fees maafi k liye application

Fees maafi k liye application:
To, The Principal

High school, Sir,Baat ye hui k mere dad ne muje fees k liye
Rs.500 diye the.
100 ki film dekhi,

150 ki drink, 50 ka Girlfriend ka Recharge karva diya, 200 science wali mam par shart haar gaya.

Mai samajta tha k unka sirf Maths wale Sir k sath chakkar hai, par unka to aapke sath bchakkar nikla!

Ab apke paas 2 hi raste he:
Meri fees maaf ya Aapke raaz ka pardaafaash!

Thanx Ur sincerelyApki beti ka boyfriend..> ................. ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Are raamu aaj tumne roti

Maalik:-are raamu aaj tumne roti main kitna saare ghee laga diya..

Naukar:-are saahab maaf karna shayad galti se maine apni roti aapko de di hai,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar aise hee padte rahoge

Teacher: agar aise hee padte rahoge, zindagi mein kuch nahi banoge.

Student: jab zindagi mein kuch nahi banunga, tab main bhi ek teacher ban jaaunga sir.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek aadmi apne aap me kehta

Ek aadmi apne aap me kehta hu ja raha tha ki aisi zindagi se toh maut aachi.

Achanak Yamdoot aa gaya aur bola “Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai”
Aadmi : Lo batao, aab insaan mazaak bhi nahi kar sakta hai kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)