Bhalai Ka To Zamana Hi Nahi Hai Aaj Kal
Ek Bus Mein Ek Jawan Madam Khadi Thi,
Ek Bachhe Ne Dekha Aur Khada Hokar Bola
Bachha: “Mam, Aap Meri Jagah Pe Baith Jaye”
Teacher Ne Ye Sunkar Use Zor Se Ek Thappad
Lagaya,
Bachcha: “Bhalai Ka To Zamana Hi Nahi Hai Aaj
Kal”
Bacha Rote Hue Dobara Apne Papa Ki God Mein
Beth Gaya.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 722 views
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